oh how i love cory caba.
[info]theboosh
Cory

FUCK WOODLYNDE

1:05pmKatie

thatll be a bit hard.

considering i dont have a penis

well

i guess i could find a long object.

...bye.

1:05pmCory

fucking bitch

go to hell

1:06pmKatie

ooooookkkk

ill see you there.

1:08pmCory

emo bicth

1:08pmKatie
 

wow. youre creative.

1:09pmCory

really well go cut ur self then u pice of fucking shit

1:09pmKatie
 

ehhh. getting better.

 

still a bit cliche.

 

im going to leave now.

 

cause

 

this is boring me.

1:10pmCory

yeah go kill ur slef u emo fucking bitch

1:10pmKatie
 

BOOOORINGGGGG!

 

get some good insults...

 

then maybe ill stick around.

 

im leaving.

1:11pmCory

k

bye

1:11pmKatie
 

godspeed.


if all our life was but a dream....
[info]theboosh

panic[!] at the disco...

my past life....
is no more.

Panic at the disco has shaped me into the person I am.
They have gotten me through many things.
I remember listening to them when I thought there was no chance life could ever get better.
I remember them making me smile when I had to do homework...
I remember getting offended when diana told me ryan ross looked like a girl.
I remember taping that huge poster together thats in my room.
my family told me I was crazy...
and I was like CRAZY IN LOVE!

I remember reading invisible monsters because I loved time to dance so much..
That book made me love reading.

panic at the disco introduced me to chuck palahniuk!

I remember when we saw ryan ross getting into the limo at the concert... I almost cried, cause I loved that man so much.

I remember having a fever you cant sweat out on repeat after barrett ditched me. 




george ryan ross and jon walker left the band.
ryan wrote the beatiful lyrics that made the band what they are. 
those same beautiful lyrics made me what i am. 
I love them. 
and i'm going to miss them like hell. 





wow. corney bloggggg. 
sorry. 



i don't give a damn, actually.  


who likes to rock the party.
[info]theboosh
 I like to rock the party. 

My dad left the door open. Is closing a door such a hard request?

It has been almost 6 days. My face is still swollen. I still depend on vicodin. And I still have bruises on my face. It has been way too long. The doctor said I would be back to normal in 3 days. 
I am in no way back to normal, doc. 

Maybe I'm just over reacting. I have a VERY low tolerance for pain.
But I still LOOK like i lost a fight with a gang banger. 
in a gang bang. 
HAH!

It still hurts bad though, on my standards. 
Which are the only standards that matter when it comes to my body. 

All I want is my vicodin. 

And for the door to be closed right now. 
Now I have to get up and close it myself.
FEH!


ps- 
feh is the new meh. 
I don't have a friend with the initials feh, so it works out.

Hopefully i don't meet someone named.... fancy elizabeth hicks. 

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sheryll crow.
[info]theboosh
I don't care if I spelled her st00pid name wrong.
for some reason I hate this women.

My moms watching her on the tv, and I couldn't even be in the same room.
She bugged me SO much.
with her..... guitar.
and her.... blonde.


maybe its just all the vicodin.

at least chipmunks are cute.
[info]theboosh
Well. this has been a sucky experience.

I had to wake up at the butt crack of dawn, to go get my wisdom teeth out. yesss.
The nurse lady had an industrial. That made me semi happy.
First they gave me the laughing gas. I REALLY didn't like it.
The doctor said it would be the best feeling I have ever felt.
WRONG.
I felt heavy, and in no control of my body. I forgot how to talk, and they were still asking me questions.
I answered, but all slurred and stuff.

When I woke up, I had a mouth full a gauze.
George washington would be happy.
but I was not.
That gauze tasted really bad.
I wanted to barf.
But I couldnt. because my face was numb.
like seriously, my whole face.
I think numbing my whole face was unneeded.
It was like that girl, that ruined bonnies trip to six flags because her face was numb. I thought of that and giggled.
Anyway, the numbness took like an hour to wear off.

the best part of this experience?
I GOT VICODIN!
I feel like house!
I <3 house.

and pat came to visit me! It was so crazy nice of him. and it made me soooo happy. we watched family guy... and medium.
He let me rest my head on ice packs that i put on his lap.
what a nice modern gentleman.

That was back when my cheecks werent huge though.
now my cheecks are seriously HUGE.
I should have listened to caroline and eaten more pineapple D:

ballinballinballinballinnnn.
[info]theboosh
i haz 2 get mi wisdom teefs out 2moro!!!1!!!1!!

funfunfufnufnuufnfufufnufnfufnufnuffufnufnufnufunffunfunfufnufn


I just had a sleepover with caroline.
It was most excellent.

What is a web surfer... was also a... wave surfer.
[info]theboosh
 Well. I am bored. 
suprise suprise. 
I guess I should call someone to hang out. 
ehh. I'll get to it later. 


In the mean time, I found this great russel brand icon thing, 
well cool. 


haha. well cool. 

ssssk-h-mit-zee
[info]theboosh
 thats how this women pronounced my name. 
idiots. 
she was highly south african, but still... thats your best attempt? 
My name really isn't that hard. 

Speaking of my last name, I watched The Reader with my mom last night. 
Everyone was nude and on top of each other for half the movie. AWKWARDDDD. 
But the 35 year old nazi women who had an affair with a 15 year old boy and killed 300 jews name was Hannah Schmitz. 
QUINCIDENCE? i think so. 
yes, I know the correct spelling of that word. I just choose not to use it. 

After that movie, and after the whole farrah fawcett thing, my mom gave me the "Have you ever heard of anus sex?" talk. 
I started laughing, and told her something like, "I will never partake in bumming, mother." I also told her the only thing that will be in my butt ever is poop. 
I think she was reassured. 
Apparently bumming gives you butt cancer now. 
bummer. 
HA! HAHA! 

Speaking of dead celebrities, i'm having a large amount of trouble grasping the fact that michael jackson is dead. 
michael jackson has always reminded me of caroline. 
i remember in 3rd grade caroline, her brother, and her mother made fun of me because I didnt know who he was :C. 
SORRY I WASN'T A CULTURED 8 YEAR OLD, CAROLINE. 
later that day she showed me a picture of him. I'm pretty sure I had nightmares. 

i want this.
[info]theboosh





give it to me.

Do you have a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself in them. ;D
[info]theboosh
I really don't have too much to say. But it's been awhile since I blogged. So I thought I should poop something out.

haha. poop.

I want the fourth season of the boosh to start really bad! I hate this boosh drought. I think the live show comes out soon though. That will make me happy.


I have my license. But it doesn't feel like I do. My mom won't let people drve in the car with me. So.. whats the point? I have nowhere to go alone....  I've been trying to think of somewhere I could drive to all day, because I'm super bored... and still in my pie-yamas. But i'm coming up with nothing. wooooo.

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[info]theboosh

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i got my st00pid drivers license.


very busy people.
[info]theboosh




I love this song because it has a donnie darko referemce.
When I heard it on the radio I almost crashed the car.
not really.
But really.

Speaking of cars, I'm leaving in a few for my driving test.
take two.
I have zero confidence that I will succeed.

Reasons:
I got half an hour sleep last night. woooot.
(it was a rough night.)
my allergies have slowly been killing me for the past few weeks, and I think they will soon succeed in doing so.
i keep breaking out in cold sweat. this may or may not require medical attention.

WAAAHHHHWHINEWHINEWHINE.
I hate it when people whine about hating whiners.


that video also mentions masturbation.
<3

SCORE.
[info]theboosh
 driving test friday. 

persistency is the key, kids. 

We can't stop mother nature.
[info]theboosh
Well. 
Someone canceled their test. 
But its for tomorrow. 
I have to wait a week before I can take the test again.
WONDERFUL. 
it got my hopes up, and then they came crashing down. 
Someone better cancel again. 
hahah. 


I did a watercolor today!
of tony harrison. 
Molly did one of gigi!
it's amazing. 

mr. mcskinny driving man.
[info]theboosh
 well. 

i FAILED. 

I did the parallel parking.
blinkers. 
stop signs. 
all that fun stuff. 

But when I went to pull onto the main road, it was a two lane road. 
I pulled into the right lane.
Not the left lane. 
ugh. 

now I have to wait THREE WEEKS before I can take it again. BLEH. 
Someone better cancel. 
Or I wil be one mad unlicensed driver. 
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driving down the road of peppermints.
[info]theboosh
I don't know what that means.
I made it up.
but it fits the blog that I am about to post.
Maybe not the peppermint part.

Well. I drove all day.
My mom told me I had to because my test is on friday...
She said I had to drive a lot or she wouldn't feel right signing the papers saying that I had driving 50 hours.
I have not driven 50 hours.
with all the driving I did today though, it seems like 100000000.

I haven't checked my phone yet.
I'm a bit scared.
I probably have oodles of messages.
:/


My mom and I got in a few..... arguments.
In all it was a very stressful day... and I am very ready to get my license.

impatience is not a virtue.
[info]theboosh
I really want to go to that place today.
but my mom said no.
she she called mrs hicks.
who said she would call back.
and she hasn't yet.
and i'm so bored.

I need to write things about rachael to say at the luncheon.
I'll do that now.
since im bored.
I also need to buy her a present today.
meh!

I want to read a book.
scratch that.
I want a kindle so i can read many a book.

patrick is going to london and switzerland.
i'm going to kill him.
i'd go to london with him.
even if that did mean being with blanche for long periods of time.
thursday is the one year anniversery of bonnie and i's london expedition.


bonnie and i are hanging out this summer C:

blackhead sounds like a racial slur.
[info]theboosh
Im done.
I don't have to go back to that place or see those people for 3 months.
Almost doesn't sound long enough.
ugh.



I think my thyroid medicine stopped working. I feel like a zombie.
I'm going to get my nails done. I don't feel like it though.
Thats when you really know something is wrong.

I should be more excited about school ending. I don't know why I'm not.
Whateverrr.
The important thing is i'm done with one more year of that hell.

Let it bleed.
[info]theboosh

Well. I have two more exams. Math and Spanish. Wooooooooooooough.

That pool party today was interesting. It really made me realize who I hate. I made a list in my mind. I should say it here. But I'm not going to. Hahaha.

I had a dream that I brought chinese food to isabellas house. She didn't like it and told me to get out if her house.
Then I blamed it on Jesse. Hahaha. I said he brain washed me to do it.
Thought it was an interesting dream.

Last year I thought wet dreams were when people (males) dreamed of peeing, and then they actually do. Which is why they're wet.
I also remember patrick corrected me.
Patrick of all people.

I'm out of conditioner. So I'm using my moms. I'm going to smell like old women. Yummmm.

kthxbye.

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we light up the sky.
[info]theboosh
i have nothing to say anymore.


im buying music.

i've spent a lot of money of music, i've realized.




i've decided i like underoath.
and the offspring.

these are two bands I put off listening to for a long time. I don't know why, but I listened to both of them. And I enjoy them.

And I bought too much music. hahah

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