Birds. Birds ate my FACE.

 thats how this women pronounced my name. 
idiots. 
she was highly south african, but still... thats your best attempt? 
My name really isn't that hard. 

Speaking of my last name, I watched The Reader with my mom last night. 
Everyone was nude and on top of each other for half the movie. AWKWARDDDD. 
But the 35 year old nazi women who had an affair with a 15 year old boy and killed 300 jews name was Hannah Schmitz. 
QUINCIDENCE? i think so. 
yes, I know the correct spelling of that word. I just choose not to use it. 

After that movie, and after the whole farrah fawcett thing, my mom gave me the "Have you ever heard of anus sex?" talk. 
I started laughing, and told her something like, "I will never partake in bumming, mother." I also told her the only thing that will be in my butt ever is poop. 
I think she was reassured. 
Apparently bumming gives you butt cancer now. 
bummer. 
HA! HAHA! 

Speaking of dead celebrities, i'm having a large amount of trouble grasping the fact that michael jackson is dead. 
michael jackson has always reminded me of caroline. 
i remember in 3rd grade caroline, her brother, and her mother made fun of me because I didnt know who he was :C. 
SORRY I WASN'T A CULTURED 8 YEAR OLD, CAROLINE. 
later that day she showed me a picture of him. I'm pretty sure I had nightmares.