Birds. Birds ate my FACE.

Well, I'll start from the beginning of the day, and then explain why the title is speculum....

Math was okay today. But, I got mad after because mr. l was like "Katie, you've got a lot going for you... looks... a brain... I don't understand why your attitude is so bad sometimes." I am so sick of this. My attitude isnt BAD, its just the way I am. I am naturally sarcastic, and nobody can change that. Some poeple, not going to name any names, and just idiots. Thats... the way they are. You don't go up to people and be like, "youve got a lot going for you, looks, a good attitude... but sometimes youre just an idiot." Maybe the world would be a better place if we could do that though....

So, when I got home from that, I took a nice looooong nap. BUT! All of the sudden I am being shook awake by my mother. Shes screaming something about the gynocologist... and an INSPECTION. I was like, "no.... no way... never... NO!!!!" so of course she makes me go. Even though I was having possibly the most relaxing rest of my life... So, when we're in the car... all I can think about is whats comming: THE SPECULUM.

Boys maybe shouldn't read:

So, I get in there... and shes like, "OK KATIE!!! Take your pants and underwear off and hop up on this table! I'll be right back in!" My first reaction was like "no way am I adoin' THAT." Of course I did it... Then, she comes back in and is like, "OK! put your feet in here and spread out your legs! Ill put the speculum in realllll quick. It'll be over in about a minute. " But dude, it doesnt matter how long it takes. That doesnt change the fact that she is stuffing a big metal object inside of me. (If you don't know what a speculum looks like, google it, you will be freaked out, and know what I had to go through.)

Even though it didn't hurt, and it did go really fast, it was still really gross and uncomfortable. I hope I dont have to do it again for a long time.. 

Molly's comming over :D