Birds. Birds ate my FACE.

things that make me want to lynch babies:


ethan.
miller.
prostitutes.
heroin.
abercrombie.


things that make me not want to lynch babies:

Rewards.
Bribery.
Boobs.





ha. haha. hahahaha.


For best results, stick me in the fridge. Like vitamin water.


This one time... I was jumping around in a wooden glen. All of the sudden, a small mouse came out of a hole, and asked me if I had a cigarette to give him. I said no, and he then tried to poke my eyes out. I asked him politely to stop. he said no. It was really a very terrible situation.


Freshen ya drink guvnah?
No.. my drink is fresh. It is very fresh. Cause I stuck it in the fridge.


Kurt is both your mother and your father.
Kurt must look awfully strange naked.


When I was a wee las, I was always outdoors. Always. I wish I liked the outdoors more sometimes. Sometimes I wish I was a kid again...

But then other times I don't.

What are the side affects of estrogen?
Boobs.


Boys will be boys hiding in estrogen and aubergine dreams.
Give me awesome.
flash.
Give me apples.
flash.
Give me new shoes.
flash.

trickery and bribery go hand in hand.
Gigi and mustaches do too.






I think... I have gone crazy.