Birds. Birds ate my FACE.

Yesterday, when we got here, the first thing we did was go to Steak n Shake. I got two steakburgers. Two. One day, I will be the fattest women alive. Then we went to go see my grandfather. He thought I was a prostitute. I've missed him. haha.

It did make me sad though. He doesn't know where he is anymore. My mom asked him what he does with his free time. He said. "think about women." The way I see it is, hes an old oooold man. He's allowed to think about all the women he wants. I just hope I don't look too much like a prozzy. Mom says hes probably not going to make it through the year Dx. She really shouldn't have said that in public... I started bawling.

I haven't been able to read as much as I want to. Whenever I get into it, I have to stop. I get most my reading done in the car. It seems as if we get to our destination just as soon as a good part starts. I'm on page 266. Thats right after Bella has to drink human blood to save that THING. I already hate that thing and its not out of her yet. This book has made me like Jacob more though... Since half of it is in his perspective. I still don't want Bella to end up with him though. (I don't think she will, anyway.)

I'm slowly starting to hate my iphone. I can't receive pictures on it! It gives me some long code thing and then I have to go to viewmymessage.com and put the code in there. So I did that. But, Then it says "error with uploading message." wtf. I want to see he guinea pig pictures molly is sending me.

It has been an eventful two days. 


Yesterday, at like 1ish, I went to ther Herr's factory with Molly and her family. It was really fun!!!!!!!!! We didn't get to see the cool Herr's movie that they talked about on the car ride there, but I still enjoyed it. I also got to steal a hair net from the patato slicing station. AND! There was this summer camp there. They were called like "Latino's United" or something strange like that. They were all really rude. and NONE of them were latino. I found that amusing. 

Then we went back to Molly's house and I slept there. Whilst there, I discovered molly's brother, austy, plays pirates online. I don't think he likes me that much. But now I think he likes me a little more because I let him play on my pirate. 

That night i COULD NOT sleep because of Becky's snores. She was so cute though. Cause she kept cuddling all up on me. I love dogs. So much. SPEAKING OF PETS...

Last night molly and I had a brilliant plan that TODAY I was going to get my guinea pig. I didn't think it was going to work out. I thought my mom would say no... and we're leaving tomorrow... I didn't think it was going to work. But we had to go to PetSmart anyway to get a rolling ball for Herb (which I don't think we ever ended up getting.) and we saw this one guinea pig that was SO CUTE. I fell in looove with him. We had to be over 18 to buy him though... so then all these mom shananaghans started. I don't feel like getting into it... But... Now I have a Guinea Pig!!! His name is Booshy. He's kind of a coppery Peanut better color. Molly's watching him while I'm going to St. Louis. Then, I'm going to watch herb next week when they're away. 

I'm really excited for St. Louis. THIS TIME TOMORROW: I could be eating delicious steak n shake. c: 

BREAKING DAWN COMES OUT TONIGHT!!! I'm so excited. My dad's taking me to go get it at midnight.